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BurnVic40
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  • The last great date I went on
    ...Ended in a blaze of glory.

  • My most humbling moment
    Picking up the charred flesh of my scalp from beneath a barstool

  • Favorite sex
    Aloe Vera Gel Lube

  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    Rocky in MASK

  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    My resume for the Woodland Hills Fire Department

  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    Touching myself is sexy; Forcing you to touch me is sexier!

  • In my bedroom one will find...
    Pigs in a blanket.


    • Why You Should Get to Know Me
    I was horribly disfigured by an accident involving flaming rum and a beautiful woman. I will never be the same, but I ask you to love me for who I can be. I am healing rapidly (see headline).

    More About What I Am Looking For
    Affordable skin graft.
    		   
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    40year oldMan in Dolores Canyon, CA
    Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a long term relationship, a friend or an activity partner
    Kudos: 0 Give kudos to BurnVic40

    Me
    Location:  
    Dolores Canyon, CA
    (14 miles from you)
    Relocate?:   No
    Occupation:   Slave to Salve
    Education:   JD
    Ethnicity:   Caucasian
    Religion:   Druid
    Relationship Status:   Thrice Widowed
    Have Children:   8
    Want Children:   Have Children, want Virginal Bride
    Interests:   Banana Splits, Fornication, Dog Walking

    My Goods
    Height:   5 ft 1 in / 180-181 cm
    Body Type:   Crisp
    Hair Color:   Charred Grey
    Hair Length:   N/A
    Eye Color:   Black
    Eye Wear:   No

    My Habits
    Cigarettes:   I'm a HEAVY SMOKER
    Booze:   I'm a HEAVY DRINKER
    Drugs:   don't use drugs

    You
    Age between:  13-80
    Within:  5000 miles
    Education:  Not Important
    Religion:  Morman preferred
    Ethnicity:  Not Important
    Body Type:  Lumpy
    Have Children:  No
    Want Children:  No
    Drugs:  Prefer not to say, don't use drugs
    Smoking:  I'm a non-smoker, I'm a light/social smoker
    Drinking:  I don't drink at all, I'm a light/social drinker

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